MeMails — The best nonsense on the web!

What the heck are MeMails? Well, I hate blogs. I hate reading them, I hate hearing about them, and I hate dreaming about them (which has happened a few times). However, I have to spread my brilliant gibberish among the masses somehow. I accomplish this daunting feat of goodwill by sending out Mass eMails (MeMails) to everyone in my address book.

If you aren’t cool enough to be on my MeMail list, have no fear! I’m going to start saving the most insidiously useless of my MeMails and posting them on the web for the whole world to enjoy! And I don’t want to hear any nonsense about how my MeMails become blog entries once I post them online. That’s just silly. Plus, my abbreviation for ‘mass emails’ is so cool that it’s bound to spread like wildfire. It’s way cooler than the abbreviation for ‘weblog’, so take that, bloggers!


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