Car Stolen and Destroyed
Somebody stole my parents’ newish Subaru from the airport parking lot. This is what the car looked like when the police found it. Well, ummm, I guess the rims still look pretty good. Slap a fresh coat of paint on there and it will look as good as new!
Any information leading to the arrest and/or smackdown of the culprits will be rewarded with a big shiny nickel. Or the remains of this car. Your choice.
